Tuesday, July 28, 2009

DIVA DOWN!!!


SO I HAVE BEEN USING THIS PRODUCT BECAUSE IT CLAIMS TO PROTECT FROM WETNESS AS WELL AS YOUR HEAL AND TOES FROM FRICTION RESULTING IN BLISTERS AND CORNS, AND AT FIRST IT WASN'T DOING ANYTHING ,SO I CONTACTED THE COMPANY AND TO MY SURPRISE THEY EXPLAINED TO ME THE PRODUCT (CAROLS DAUGHTER LOVE BUTTER) I WAS USING WAS BASICALLY CANCELING OUT THE FRICTION BLOCK (DUH) SO HAVING ON HEELS FROM 8:AM -3AM(MOMS BDAY) I ONLY HAD TO REAPPLY ONCE AND THAT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS A OUTFIT/SHOE CHANGE.
WELL SATURDAY, I WOKE UP AND KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHOE WAS GOING ON MY FOOT MY NEW STRAPPY 41/2 INCH SANDALS AND AFTER GOING TO TWO BARS, TWO COOKOUTS. FRANKLY...I WAS FEELING IT!, AND AT THE LAST COOKOUT, I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE OFF MY SHOES. THERE WAS NO NEED,BESIDES WE WAS GOING OUT AFTERWARDS! WELL HONEY AFTER THAT LAST RUM,LIME,SELTZER(GHETTO MOJITO) I WAS ON MY WAY OUT...PUMPING, APPLYING LIP GLOSS, AND GOSSIPING TO FRANK HOW I WAS SO OVER THAT LAST FUNCTION *WHEN YUP AT THE END OF THAT CRUMBY DRIVEWAY I TRIPPED AND TOOK A LITTLE SPILL...LOL...LOL..LOL, THANK GOD THE TWIN & FRANK WAS ON EITHER SIDE OF ME , I WOULD HAVE BEEN ON MY FACE! WELL THEY GOT ME TOGETHER, AND THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT GOT A GLIMPSE WAS THE NOBODY TABLE IN THE FRONT OF THE DRIVEWAY (WHO SITS UP THERE?). HOWEVER I SAY ALL OF THIS TO SAY THE MUTH#UKIN SHOES STAYED ON ....AFTER BEING OUTSIDE AND IN DEWY GRASS *THIS PRODUCT REALLY WORKED...NO BROKEN ANKLE, NO TWISTED ANKLE STRAP AND SHOE BEHIND MY FOOT, JUST A TRIP TO REVAMP MY DIVA WALK.....(BUT IT WAS FUNNY) ALL"S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!!

TOOTLES!!!!