POLISH ME PLEASE!!!!

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WORST WOMAN COMMANDMENTS THAT YOU CAN BREAK...THY SHALL NOT LET YOUR NAIL POLISH CHIP...UGH!!! THIS INFRACTION CAN GET YOU SAD HOMELESS GIRL LOOKS, LAUGHTER AND PITY GLANCES. THERE IS NO REASON AS TO WHY YOUR NAILS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS ...YOU SAY "WELL MY NAIL SALON IS NOT OPEN....MY NAIL GIRL IS IN TOKYO/ECUADOR....I DON'T KNOW HOW? NO, NO, NO THERE IS NO EXCUSES THAT I WANT TO HEAR, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE POLISH IN YOUR HOME COLLECTION THEN BUY IT FROM YOUR SALON IMMEDIATELY. NEVER GET A COLOR THAT YOU CANT FIX WITH A QUICK TOUCH UP AND AS A NAIL POLISH FREAK, I CAN ADVISE YOU TO POLISH WITH NAIL HARDENER WHEN HOME BUT ANY MANI/PEDI DIVA DOES THAT RIGHT?.....IF NOT DISREGARD THIS BLOG AND GO FIND THE WOMAN THAT RAISED YOU AND SLAP HER HARD AND FOR MOTIVATION LOOK DOWN AT HER NAILS.

ENJOY LIFE.

THE UGLY TRUTH INTRODUCTION!

In my latest mood that accompanies my latest personality. I would like to introduce to you my newest blog creation FROM Fashiontolive called the Ugly Truth. ENJOY!!!

BIG THANGS

YES, YES, YES, LADIES I HAVE WENT FALL ACCESSORY SHOPPING AND HERE ARE A COUPLE OF PIECES I PICKED UP...ITS ALL ABOUT GAUDY JEWELRY TO BE PAIRED WITH A SIMPLE PONYTAIL OR A SIMPLE CUT LET THE JEWELRY BE THE STATEMENT...THESE ARE SURE TO SET OFF ANY OUTFIT THIS SEASON

LADY GODIVA IS BACK?

THIS FALL HOLDS ALL THE KEYS TO BEING ORIGINAL, THIS NEW SEASON IS ALL ABOUT MAUDE INSPIRED CLOTHES. ALL OVER THE PIECES ARE MORE & MORE TAILORED. YOU WILL START TO SEE FALL FASHIONS WITH BELL SLEEVES, SHORT HEM LINES, COW NECKS, LOUD COLORS AND YES STRETCH CORDUROY!!!

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THESE FASHIONS WOULD REAPPEAR?...SO GO HIT UP YOUR MOMS CLOSET OR WHATEVER TRENDY STORES YOU SHOP AT TO EMULATE THIS SEASON MUST HAVE LOOK!!!

MAUDE IS FOREVER!!!!

THE BOSS

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LAMB OF MINE!!!!!

OMG, I'M SOOO SUPER EXCITED & THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT L.A.M.B. 2010 HAS MADE THEIR DAY VIEW AT FASHION WEEK AND I'M AMPED.

I CANT WAIT TO SLIDE MY TINY FEET INTO THE FUNKY, SLEEK, ULTRA HIGH SHOES THAT WILL MAKE ME FRANTIC TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A FASHION MUST HAVE IN EVERY WAY.

KUDOS GWEN, CLEARLY YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN....

BAND IT !!!!

APPARENTLY THE ROARING 20's ARE BACK, AND IN EFFORT TO KEEP THIS LOOK GOING STORES EVERYWHERE ARE COMPETING WITH THIS FASHION TREND, I SAY ALL OF THAT TO SAY THEY ARE VERY EASY TO FIND AND EVEN EASIER TO MAKE BUT EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE TALENT OR FASHION SENSE TO DO THAT. BUT I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH THE HAIR STYLES THAT WOMAN HAVE BEEN WEARING THIS NEW FASHION SAVVY TREND WITH,,,, I HAVE SEEN A WOMAN WITH THAT PEACOCK HAIR DOO WITH ONE OF THESE HEADBANDS ON...SO I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO INPUT MY OPINION. FIRST OFF THE PEACOCK HAIR DOO IS DEAD PLEASE SHOOT THAT DAMN THING DOWN, NOW THAT THAT IS SAID THIS LOOK SHOULD BE WORN WITH SUBTLE HAIR ...FRANKLY I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT WITH BANGS BUT IF YOU HAVE A KLINGON FOREHEAD YOUR EXCUSED, BUT REALLY THE SIMPLER THE HAIRSTYLE THE BETTER THE HEADBAND LOOKS.

HAPPY 20'S!!!!!!

WRAP ME UP !!!

No matter what the time of year, a scarf can be an excellent accessory for any outfit. Whether you choose to wear a scarf for warmth or decoration, it is sure to add intensity to your ensemble. Follow the following steps to wear a scarf for maximum fun and style there simply fabulous.

*Choose a scarf that coordinates with your outfit.
*Coordinating a scarf is more of an art than a science.
*You do not have to match or use the same color, but you want to choose a scarf that complements the outfit.
*Choose a coordinating color or a simple pattern in the same color.
*Should you wish to make a bolder statement, choose a bright swath of color that is on the opposite side of the color wheel from the primary color of your outfit.
*The simplest way to add spice to your wardrobe using a scarf is to tie a simple knot.
*Wrap the scarf once around your neck and tie a knot either close to your neck for a spicy look or loose around your neck like a necklace for a more conservative look.
*Wrap the scarf for warmth.
*If keeping your neck warm is the reason for donning a scarf, you should be sure that the scarf you choose is at least 4' - 6' in length.
*Secure the scarf warmly around your neck with a simple technique.
*Fold the scarf in half, then wrap it around your neck.
*Pull the loose ends through the loop created by the fold on the other end.
*Pull as snuggly against your neck as feels comfortable.
*Experiment with decorative looks and fits.
*Practice with your scarf to create a variety of different looks.
*Scarves that are thick-knit work best with a simple fold or wrap around the neck.
*Scarves made of silk, pashmina or other fine material work great with a variety of looks.
*Consider a simple knot at the throat or a wrap around the shoulders held together with a lapel pin....



HAPPY WRAPPING!!!

EYES FALL FOR FALL EYES!!!!

AS THIS NEW FALL SEASON APPROACHES FAST, WE (US DIVA'S) HAVE TO BE UP ON THE "NEW" EVERYTHING!!!

WELL WHILE GETTING MY PEDI, I WAS THUMBING THROUGH A HARPER'S BAZAAR MAGAZINE FOR FALL LOOKS WHEN I NOTICED THAT PAIRED WITH THE FALL CROPPED BANGS & FEATURED LONG HAIR WAS BOLD EYES WITH COLORS OF MAROON MADNESS, LIME CRAZE, ORANGE BURST, DEEP PLUM, AND SHADY RED(MY FAV)...NOW LADIES APPROACH THIS SITUATION RIGHT, LETS NOT LOOK LIKE DRAG QUEENS...THAT'S SOOO LAST SEASON...LOL ANY WHO TRY ON THESE COLORS AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PAINT & BEAT THE FACE ASK FOR ASSISTANCE FROM ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS OR YOUR NEAREST MAKE -UP COUNTER!!!!

HAPPY FALL EYES!!!!!

THE PERFECT FALL SHOES!!!!

Sergio Rossi's Hand embroidered python sandal. Heel height 100mm/4in Made in Italy

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Sergio Rossi's striking sole for Fall'09 !

So like I said I have been around searching for my new best friend aka my next shoe designer, This inventive, creative man is an designer reinvented!!!!!! from elegant pump,sandals and slide in mules to top of the line, shock therapy, mind erasing shoes ..... and just in the nick of time for the fall, the best season to be dressed to impress for all fashions elite. So ladies its time to get on top of your fall items and shoe wear ....don't be left making fashion statement's in sneakers lol!!!!

choa!

DIVA DOWN!!!

SO I HAVE BEEN USING THIS PRODUCT BECAUSE IT CLAIMS TO PROTECT FROM WETNESS AS WELL AS YOUR HEAL AND TOES FROM FRICTION RESULTING IN BLISTERS AND CORNS, AND AT FIRST IT WASN'T DOING ANYTHING ,SO I CONTACTED THE COMPANY AND TO MY SURPRISE THEY EXPLAINED TO ME THE PRODUCT (CAROLS DAUGHTER LOVE BUTTER) I WAS USING WAS BASICALLY CANCELING OUT THE FRICTION BLOCK (DUH) SO HAVING ON HEELS FROM 8:AM -3AM(MOMS BDAY) I ONLY HAD TO REAPPLY ONCE AND THAT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS A OUTFIT/SHOE CHANGE.

WELL SATURDAY, I WOKE UP AND KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHOE WAS GOING ON MY FOOT MY NEW STRAPPY 41/2 INCH SANDALS AND AFTER GOING TO TWO BARS, TWO COOKOUTS. FRANKLY...I WAS FEELING IT!, AND AT THE LAST COOKOUT, I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE OFF MY SHOES. THERE WAS NO NEED,BESIDES WE WAS GOING OUT AFTERWARDS! WELL HONEY AFTER THAT LAST RUM,LIME,SELTZER(GHETTO MOJITO) I WAS ON MY WAY OUT...PUMPING, APPLYING LIP GLOSS, AND GOSSIPING TO FRANK HOW I WAS SO OVER THAT LAST FUNCTION *WHEN YUP AT THE END OF THAT CRUMBY DRIVEWAY I TRIPPED AND TOOK A LITTLE SPILL...LOL...LOL..LOL, THANK GOD THE TWIN & FRANK WAS ON EITHER SIDE OF ME , I WOULD HAVE BEEN ON MY FACE! WELL THEY GOT ME TOGETHER, AND THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT GOT A GLIMPSE WAS THE NOBODY TABLE IN THE FRONT OF THE DRIVEWAY (WHO SITS UP THERE?). HOWEVER I SAY ALL OF THIS TO SAY THE MUTH#UKIN SHOES STAYED ON ....AFTER BEING OUTSIDE AND IN DEWY GRASS *THIS PRODUCT REALLY WORKED...NO BROKEN ANKLE, NO TWISTED ANKLE STRAP AND SHOE BEHIND MY FOOT, JUST A TRIP TO REVAMP MY DIVA WALK.....(BUT IT WAS FUNNY) ALL"S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!!

TOOTLES!!!!

YAH OR NAY!!!!!

Okay what do we think? I happen to think because of her sex appeal that she can pull it off (that and the fact that it looks like it comes off...lol) However ...I prefer the long crinkle/waxy exotic hair, but she is beautiful so I guess we shall see if this is long term or will she take the Gilda off (i.e : Gilda is slang for wig) Which of you women out there are bold enough to take a dive of the deep end and rock ear length hair?

THE DIVA FROM WHOM I COME!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you.....63 & FABULOUS

IM BACK!!!!!

IM BACK AND ITS GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!!! DID YA MISS ME?

AQUA ME OVAH!!!!!!

YES!!! YES!!! YES!! THIS CUNT IS FABULOUS, SHE JUST MAKES THE GAY MAN COME OUT OF ME LIKE A BOY GEORGE CONCERT @ THE GAY PRIDE PARADE. I LOVE THIS WOMAN, SHE HAS NO BOUNDARIES....AND (IN HER WORDS) "A MOUTH LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER"(SELF ACCLAIMED) SHE HAS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF GAY MALE INFLUENCE IN HER CAMP. BECAUSE DIVA HIT THIS ONE ON THE MARK AND THE BEST THING OF IT ALL....SHE DID IT FOR ONE DAY TO MATCH HER LEGGINGS, SUCH A BIG EGO......SHE HAS BEEN OUT ALL OF 2SECONDS AND IS A STYLE ICON!!!! HOW YOU DOIN? KANYE & AMBER ROSE!!!!!! THE FASHION ELITE....

THIS JUST IN........

New mama Sarah Jessica and hubby Matthew Broderick have released the first photo of newborn twins Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick (pictured in the loving arms of SJP) and Tabitha Hodge Broderick (already the front runner for lead daddy’s girl).
The photo, which includes curious big bro James Wilkie, was released to the world on Monday—not, per typical celeb fashion, to the highest glossy bidder. (The couple made a similar no-frills reveal of James back in 2002.)
The twins themselves were born via a much-hounded surrogate at East Ohio Regional Hospital last Tuesday.

Molotov mozoltov!!!!!

HOW YOU DOIN?.....WENDY

The Wendy Williams Show is doing a special sneak preview from July 14 through August 22, 2008 and will be taping live in New York City! The Wendy Williams TV show is a talk show series hosted by popular radio personality Wendy Williams. Williams is well known to radio listeners for her radio talk show The Wendy Williams Experience, which features guest interviews, gossip, and of course Wendy's advice and opinions. The Wendy Williams TV show follows a similar model, with her interviewing celebrities and other interesting personalities, and talking about lifestyle issues and gossip. Most importantly, The Wendy Williams TV show revolves around Wendy's larger-than-life personality. Her slogan is "Big Hair. Big Mouth. Big Heart." That pretty much sums it up!
TV Show Taping Schedule:The Wendy Williams TV Show tapes on weekdays at the following tape times and days:MONDAY - 10AMTUESDAY - 10AMWEDNESDAY - 10AM THURSDAY - 10AM and 1PM Arrival time for the taping is 8:00AM for the 10AM tapings and 11:00AM for the 1PM taping. This TV show tapes in midtown New York City.

So, How Do You Get Tickets to The Wendy Williams Show in New York City?

Standby and Short Notice Tickets:People wanting to try for standby tickets to The Wendy Williams Show should arrive at the studio no later than 8:00AM.
Advance Ticket Requests:The Wendy Williams TV show does not accept postal or telephone requests for advance tickets. Advance tickets for future shows can only be requested over the internet at Wendy's TV show website Click Here

Group Tickets:If you would like to get tickets for a group of 10 or more to attend a taping of The Wendy Williams TV show, please e-mail your request to groups@wendywilliamstvshow.com. Give them your name, phone number, address, and the number of tickets that you would like.
Ticket Limitations:You can only request a maximum of four tickets to The Wendy Williams Show (unless you are interested in getting group tickets).
Dress Code:Business casual is best, and wearing bright colors is preferred because they photograph well. Dress to impress! Don't wear T-shirts with logos, hats, sunglasses, short shorts, and casual tank tops.
Age Requirements:You have to be 18 years or older to attend this TV show.
TV Studio Address: 433 West 53rd Street (Between 9th and 10th Avenues)New York, NY 10019
Show Transmission: The Wendy Williams Show airs Monday through Friday LIVE IN NEW YORK at 10AM on Fox. Check local listing for stations in your area.
Travel Plans: Want to make it to the show on time? Here’s the latest local transit information. www.nysubway.com


SEE YA THERE!!!!!

FOR THOSE WHO INSIST TO WEB TALK...LET TALK

DISCLAIMER.....

TO ALL OF THOSE WHOM FLATTERS THEMSELVES IN THINKING THAT MY BLOG IS INTENDED FOR THEM....KUDOS FOR HAVING A CONSCIENCE OR A HAUNTING PAST. HOWEVER, I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR LIFE IS INFERIOR MATERIAL TO WASTE ON MY READERS. MY TIME DOES NOT CONSIST OF FOLLOWING YOU AROUND TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR OWN ROTTEN, IMMORAL SOUL, BUT TO ONLY INFORM MY READERS OF MY LIFE AND ADVISE THEM IN SITUATIONS I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN. SO FOR THOSE WHO DECIDED TO TRY AND COME FOR ME, YOUR LIVING A WHOLE FANTASY LIFE THAT STILL DOESN'T AMOUNT A SMIDGEN TO MINE....SO ALLOW ME TO STOOP DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL OF CHILD'S PLAY, *BACK UP BITCHES, YOU DON'T WANT IT FROM ME. I AM INVINCIBLE TO YOUR PETTY WAYS OF DESTRUCTION, NO WEAPONS FORMED BEFORE ME SHALL PROSPER....SO YOU BEASTLY BROADS CAN BEAT IT WITH ALL THIS THIRD PARTY TALK, I IMPLORE YOU TO TRY IT, YOU ARE A BIG WEB TALKER, I'M DONE WITH ALL THE TYPING ....FROM THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL SKIRT AND SADDLE SHOES AROSE THAT BITCH!!!
AND I'M NOT HAVING IT, YOU WERE LET TO LIVE FROM THE BULLSHIT YOU DO AND HAVE DONE, I WANT NO PARTS FROM THAT...BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY BEEF, I HAVE NO BEEF WITH YOU BUT I CAN GUARANTEE I'AM NOT THAT LITTLE GIRL OR THE SOFT SPOKEN LADY THAT YOU ONCE KNEW. I MAKE NO THREATS ONLY PROMISES THAT IF YOU WANT IT, YOU WILL GET IT, I WILL SERVE YOU UP SOMETHING FIERCE FROM THE LIKES THAT YOU MAY NEVER RECOVER. I'M WARNING YOU, YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE NOW...LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

THANK YOU !

A ROSE UNLIKE ANY OTHER!!!!

Amber Rose a model and rumored close friend of Rihanna, is dating Kanye West.

Okay this Bitch IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! I think i'am in love....Omg, she has fashion sense, she buys expensive shoes and bags, she gorgeous and Clearly likes to hang out with Fags.....Introducing my new BFF!!!

Look out for her....I have a feeling she's gonna be BIG!

MEGA MAKEOVER!!!!!!

WOW ....THAT IS A REAL MAKEOVER, BUT KIM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BEAUTY AND AS FAR AS HER BODY SHE HAS MATURED VERY WELL, SHE HAS BLOSSOMED INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY, AND HER BODY IS MORE FAMOUS THEN HER. BUT WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HER THAT BESIDES A {SLIP} OF HER *SEX TAPE, I THINK SHE IS A VERY TACTFUL YOUNG LADY, WITH A GREAT BUSINESS MIND. HER SHOW IS A LITTLE "TOO PRECIOUS" FOR MY TASTE , BUT I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT LIVE BY IT. ALL AND ALL, I LIKE WHERE SHE IS GOING WITH HER CAREER AND RELATIONSHIP *(WE ALL KNOW WHAT SHE LIKE BEST ABOUT REGGIE*) LOL!

(THIS IS ONE OF THE EPISODES..WATCH IT SEE WHAT YOU THINK!!!!)

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v24037205001_kardashians_caught_in_the_act.html

HAPPY K.K DAY!!!!