TOO MUCH PRIDE

NOW HOORAY FOR GAY BUT MISS THANG THIS IS NOT IT IT!!!, NO THIS IS JUST HORRID AND BOSO THE CLOWNISH....I CANT HELP BUT TO THINK IS SHE ON DRUGS, THIS WOULD BE MY MUG SHOT PICTURE FOR GOING TO JAIL FOR WHOOPING MY BEAUTICIANS ASS. THERE IS NOT EVEN MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS, ITS NOT FASHION ITS JUST BEING SELFISH ....BITCH ONE COLOR AT A TIME! IF YOU MUST DO THE CLOWN COLORS.

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BUSTING IT OUT

AS A WOMAN WITH LARGE BREAST, LET ME FIRST SAY I SHOW OFF MY BUST PROUDLY. HOWEVER THIS IS CLEAVAGE OVERLOAD, THIS IS NOT EVEN DONE IN A TASTEFUL WAY. THIS IS CALLED BUSTING OUT OF YOUR SHIRT ALSO KNOWN AS NOT SEXY....AND GUESS WHAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK BIGGER THAN WHAT YOU ARE!!!
NOW THIS LOOK CAN BE PULLED OFF IN A TACTFUL MANOR, WITH MAYBE A DIFFERENT CUT OF BRA, A BIGGER SHIRT OR JUST BUTTONING THREE OR FOUR BUTTONS. BUT IF YOU LIKE THIS AND THIS IS YOUR FAV LOOK, I GUESS WITH THE RIGHT CONFIDENCE OR LIBATIONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE...YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS LOOK OF TITTIE VOLCANO.

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BUSH FREE!!!

DAMN BITCH WAX MUCH?....THIS IS NOT ONLY A UNAPPEALING LOOK, ITS ALSO NOT HYGIENIC. "WOMEN ON DEATH ROW DON'T HAVE THIS SITUATION GOING ON!!!" (SAMANTHA...SATC MOVIE). THIS IS JUST PATHETIC ! YES GOING TO HELGA THE HOT WAXER IS NOT A TRIP TO ECSTASY, BUT ITS WHAT HAS TO BE DONE AT LEAST FOR AESTHETICS....I MEAN WHO WANTS TO SEE OR SMELL THAT!!! UGH, NOT TO MENTION THE BACTRIA FROM THE TISSUE WIPING AND ALSO SOAP *YES SOAP* THAT IS LOCKED WITH IN THE HAIRS. EVEN IF YOUR NOT GETTING LAID, JUST DO IT FOR YOURSELF. AS A PERSON THAT ACQUIRES A TASTE FOR THIS DELICACIES, I SHOULD KNOW IT DOESN'T FEEL FABULOUS TO HAVE A MUSTACHE ON YOUR LIPS WHILE TRYING TO BREATHE AND PLEASURE YOUR WOMAN. BUT IF THIS IS SIMILAR TO YOUR SITUATION DOWN THERE I DOUBT YOU'LL EVER KNOW THAT PLEASURE.

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POLISH ME PLEASE!!!!

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WORST WOMAN COMMANDMENTS THAT YOU CAN BREAK...THY SHALL NOT LET YOUR NAIL POLISH CHIP...UGH!!! THIS INFRACTION CAN GET YOU SAD HOMELESS GIRL LOOKS, LAUGHTER AND PITY GLANCES. THERE IS NO REASON AS TO WHY YOUR NAILS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS ...YOU SAY "WELL MY NAIL SALON IS NOT OPEN....MY NAIL GIRL IS IN TOKYO/ECUADOR....I DON'T KNOW HOW? NO, NO, NO THERE IS NO EXCUSES THAT I WANT TO HEAR, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE POLISH IN YOUR HOME COLLECTION THEN BUY IT FROM YOUR SALON IMMEDIATELY. NEVER GET A COLOR THAT YOU CANT FIX WITH A QUICK TOUCH UP AND AS A NAIL POLISH FREAK, I CAN ADVISE YOU TO POLISH WITH NAIL HARDENER WHEN HOME BUT ANY MANI/PEDI DIVA DOES THAT RIGHT?.....IF NOT DISREGARD THIS BLOG AND GO FIND THE WOMAN THAT RAISED YOU AND SLAP HER HARD AND FOR MOTIVATION LOOK DOWN AT HER NAILS.

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THE LITTLE SHIRT!!!!

NOW LADIES THIS IS THE PROBLEM, FASHION IS MEANT FOR EVERYONE ....BUT ALL CLOTHES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL! WHEN A PLUMPER GIRL WEARS A FASHIONABLE BELLY SHIRT, IT JUST ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A SMALL SHIRT THAT'S TOO LITTLE FOR YOU. THIS IS NOT A SUITABLE FASHION LOOK FOR A PLUMP WOMAN OF THIS SIZE...TO BE HONEST SOME FASHION MAGAZINES WOULD TELL YOU THAT THIS LOOK CAN BE ACHIEVED FOR PLUMPER GIRLS, JUST BY ADDING A CAMISOLE. BUT I SAY NO!!!! I DON'T LIKE THAT LOOK IN FACT IT INFURIATES ME EVEN MORE THAT YOU LOOK STUFFED. BUT IF YOU MUST I GUESS THAT'S THE BETTER OPTION THEN PEOPLE WITH LOOKS OF DISGUST ON THEIR FACES AS YOU WALK BY.

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THEY ARE TOO SMALL!!!

OKAY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A TOE VIOLATION....LADIES, WE ALL LOVE SHOES!!!!
HOWEVER IF THEY DO NOT HAVE YOUR SIZE 6-13, DON'T BUY IT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
DON'T LET YOUR GIRLFRIENDS (FRIENEMIES) TELL YOU "ITS OKAY"....."IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD"...."BITCH YOU CAN PULL IT OFF"! NO THE UGLY TRUTH IS ALTHOUGH NOT FAIR, IF YOU FIND THE PERFECT SHOE AND YOU CANT FIND YOUR SIZE AFTER TOSSING BOXES, BRIBING THE SALESPERSON, SEARCHING ON YOUR HANDS & KNEES, LOOKING FOR THEM UNDER CHAIRS AND JUST BREAKING DOWN & CRYING, THEN LET THEM GO, JUST LET THEM GO!!! AND GO HAVE A DRINK AND DWELL ON THE FACT, THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY GO OUT TONIGHT AND SEE THAT SHOE ON SOME CHICK THAT DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE THEM OR KNOW HOW TO FASHIONABLY PAIR THEM. ITS OKAY LOOK AT IT AS DOING ME A FAVOR BY NOT HAVING TO BLOG ABOUT YOU IN THE MORNING!!!

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THE UGLY TRUTH INTRODUCTION!

In my latest mood that accompanies my latest personality. I would like to introduce to you my newest blog creation FROM Fashiontolive called the Ugly Truth. ENJOY!!!