WONDERFUL ALICE!!!!

Alice In Wonderland inspired shoes by NICHOLAS KIRKWOOD

Okay so Everyone should know the plot of the childhood story of Alice In Wonderland, well this story has a twisted plot from the sick and creative mind of direction Tim Burton. He depicts the movie in 3-D and with a 19-year-old Alice that returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. Well that's it in a nutshell because it comes out tomorrow with some theaters offering midnight showings. I'm excited and cant wait to see the movie, I Love Fairy tales...Hell I live in one. But back to these Beautiful art deco created 2010 shoes, They will be showcased in Printemps, the delish Parisian store. They have also asked varying designers (including Christopher Kane, Margiela etc) to create a custom piece for lucky Alice. Nicholas Kirkwood, known for his fabulous & epic shoes, (designed those sick nuts and bolts shoes) The design is delightfully fantastical! They are all about escapism, which the beloved Alice in Wonderland story is all about, Right!!! Apparently the shoes are inspired by the White Rabbit. I adore his sketch in image one. The design as shown in second image shows that the shoes are bedecked with teacups, a pocket watch, a large key etc. Alice would most definitely approve, don’t you think?

To see those dreamy shoes and all the other designs commissioned by Printemps, visit their Boulevard Haussman store. The pieces are on display there from 1st February to 13th March. For We Can Only Dream!

IM BACK 2010!!!

Hello blog world its been a month an thirteen days since I last checked in with you, So hello, how are you? and to my new readers Welcome!!!

WE HAVE SO MUCH TO GAB ABOUT...TYRA LEAVING HER SHOW , OPRAH LEAVING TO DO POLITICS AND OF COURSE FASHION SO LETS GO *CRASH COURSE STYLE*

After five seasons, two Daytime Emmy awards and too many girl-power episodes to count, Tyra Banks is announcing the end of The Tyra Show. “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Banks tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.”
Wrapping at the end of its fifth season in the spring of 2010, it will be lights out for the show that brought viewers memorable weave-exposing, cellulite-revealing and tear-jerking moments.
Banks will focus on the launch of Bankable Studios, a N.Y.-based film production company currently reviewing possible projects. Sticking to her mission, Banks aims to bring “positive images of women to the big screen,” says an industry insider. “My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are,”

"After much prayer, and months of careful thought, I've decided that next season -- season 25 -- will be the last season of 'The Oprah Winfrey Show'," she said in prepared remarks at the end of the episode. SHE GOES ON TO SAY
"This show has been my life, and I love it enough to know when it's time to say goodbye," said Winfrey, 55, in a tear-choked voice. "Twenty-five years feels right in my bones, and it feels right in my spirit."
Her words put a period to a show that has become a kind of national altar where supplicants ask forgiveness, jump-start stalled careers, sell a book or introduce an idea.
Or jump on a couch like a grinning, crazy person because you're in love, like Tom Cruise once did about Katie Holmes. For many in her largely female audience, Winfrey is the big sister who tells you to stop wearing slips because they always show. She's bared the dark places in her own soul, and in the process inspired viewers to examine their own secrets. She rolled out a wagon of fat to signify the weight she'd lost. We watched her put it all back on, then off, then on again, and never judged her for it. We all connected with Winfrey's philosophy that we are all capable of living our best lives every day and giving love to those around us. "She feels like she's your personal friend, giving you great advice about yourself and relating to others, Personally "I think she's awesome," Who wouldn't like a best friend who can hand out cars as gifts? Winfrey's biggest superpower is making viewers forget that their "best friend" has an estimated fortune of $2.3 billion and runs an entertainment empire that includes other television talk shows, movies and a magazine. HOW YOU DOING OPRAH?

A progression of structure and color swept through the Chanel Fall couture runway for the Fall 2009 Couture collection. Beginning on a classic note, Karl Lagerfield sent tailored skirt suits hushed in grey, brown, and navy hues to set the simple opulence synonymous with the Chanel brand. The dress and coat ensembles may have been stream-lined but jeweled embellishments and graphic patterns brought a fresh breath to the classic looks. The lace tights and colorful oxford shoe pairings also brought a delicate, dark asymmetry to the twist on the menswear fabrications. But as the show progressed, skirt suits morphed into ethereal tulle evening gowns, and the smoky colors intensified to a spectrum of jeweled purples, reds and blues. The silhouettes also became more daring with dramatic “tails” skimming the ground behind mid-thigh sequenced dresses and patterns exploded in firework designs and bursting floral jewels to bring the intensity to a heightened severity.
The Chanel couture show was a detour from Lagerfeld’s recent past shows that were more engrossed in lighter, natural glamour but a movement towards a darker, more mysterious ambiance made the show all the more striking. Inspiration? Perhaps the mysterious Madame Coco Chanel herself, as she is the subject of two films soon to be released.



SO THAT'S IT IN A BUNCH BUT I WILL BE BACK....SMOOCHES!!!!

BUSTING IT OUT

AS A WOMAN WITH LARGE BREAST, LET ME FIRST SAY I SHOW OFF MY BUST PROUDLY. HOWEVER THIS IS CLEAVAGE OVERLOAD, THIS IS NOT EVEN DONE IN A TASTEFUL WAY. THIS IS CALLED BUSTING OUT OF YOUR SHIRT ALSO KNOWN AS NOT SEXY....AND GUESS WHAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK BIGGER THAN WHAT YOU ARE!!!
NOW THIS LOOK CAN BE PULLED OFF IN A TACTFUL MANOR, WITH MAYBE A DIFFERENT CUT OF BRA, A BIGGER SHIRT OR JUST BUTTONING THREE OR FOUR BUTTONS. BUT IF YOU LIKE THIS AND THIS IS YOUR FAV LOOK, I GUESS WITH THE RIGHT CONFIDENCE OR LIBATIONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE...YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS LOOK OF TITTIE VOLCANO.

ENJOY LIFE.

THE UGLY TRUTH INTRODUCTION!

In my latest mood that accompanies my latest personality. I would like to introduce to you my newest blog creation FROM Fashiontolive called the Ugly Truth. ENJOY!!!

RELATIONSHIP FRIDAYS!!!

Okay yall, It’s common knowledge that during sex, things may not always go as planned. We’ve all had moments that have either made us cringe or bust out in laughter. Be prepared when sexual mishaps occur; read up on five common Ooops moments and how to recover from them.

Ooops #1: You let one out as you climax. How to react: If you’re riding your stud, almost to completion, and you let out flatulence, there is something you can do that doesn’t include you hoping the bed would swallow you whole. If it happens once, don’t act like it didn’t happen. Apologize and, if possible, crack a joke about how you didn’t think proper gas etiquette was extended to the bedroom. If your partner is a decent person, you both can easily laugh it off; flatulence is a normal bodily function, after all. For some, however, it can be a frequent occurrence due to medical conditions that cause excessive gas. Keep in mind that flatulence is also very common during anal sex: once your partner pulls out, air needs to be expelled. So be prepared with some music playing and a few scented candles nearby. lol!!!!

Ooops #2: You hurt him. How to react: Things can get rough in the bedroom, so hard slaps, nail marks, bite marks and hair pulling can be common and the way I like it but I digress; However, if you accidentally elbow your partner in the gut, mouth or the eye, that’ll hurt a lot more, especially since it came unexpectedly. Admittedly, there’s nothing you can do to cover up, save for telling them you were so enthralled by them and their performance that you had no control over your body. I suggest you apologize profusely, have a good laugh over it—c’mon, it’s pretty funny...shit!!! and once your mortification subsides - then suggestively offer to help with the healing.

Ooops#3: You don’t orgasm. How to react: To fake or not to fake? That is the eternal question, right. It seems that some partners are none the wiser a good portion of the time, while some can be perceptive and get hurt. However, faking will be of little benefit to you, as your partner will not know and continue to “please” you the best they knows how. Instead of masking your non-existent orgasm, just teach them the surefire way to get you revved-up. And if you yourself don’t know, it’s time you did a little self-discovery....so explore!!!

Ooops#4: You call out another guy’s/gals name. How to react: This is a trickier one. You certainly wouldn’t like it if a partner called out another name during sex! But if you let a name other than theirs slip out of your mouth while in ecstasy, think fast: if you accidentally called out “Brad”, for example, you can tell him that you meant Brad Pitt. It’ll be less of an issue if it’s a celebrity, and you can playfully suggest that he can call you “Angelina” next time. However, if Brad is the name of your ex-boyfriend, well, your up shits creek and that may take a bit longer to fix, I suggest Loud Music!!!!!!

Ooops#5: You spit rather than swallow. How to react: Every woman falls into either the spit or swallow camps, and either one is fine. Just be sure, however, to tell your partner which side you’re on beforehand. There’s nothing worse for a guy/ girl than seeing the look of distaste on your face as you try to let it go down or, worse, spitting it out in disgust. If you’re a spitter, have a tissue or cup nearby; or just request your guy/girl not ejaculate/cum in your mouth. Communicating your preference from the get-go will minimize embarrassment and slaps across the face situations later on.

DUNK IN A HOLE

RESHAPING PANTY This garment gives excellent support to the gluteus which helps to maintain its shape and size perfectly round. It serves to augment, reduce or even out the gluteus. It also prevents the accumulation of fat between the thighs. Designed with elastic bands that hold the buttocks, re-firm the tissues and thrusts them up.

OKAY WAIT, HOLD UP, AND JUST HALT!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THIS THING OFF...AND YOUR ASS FALLS TO THE GROUND, THIS HAS GOT TO BE A CONTRAPTION OF YOUR VAGINA, HOW IS THAT GONNA BE AFTER BEING HELD HOSTAGE ALL DAMN DAY. AND LETS NOT EVEN DICUSS URINATION....I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS PRODUCT LADIES, I'LL HAVE SOMEONE TRY IT AND GET BACK WITH PICS,,,LOL!!!

WALGREENS CAN STIMULATES YOUR WALLS!!!

OKAY MY TRIPS TO WALGREEN'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ARE LOOKING UP...LOL, WHEN I CANT SLEEP IT USUALLY HELPS TO GET IN THE CAR AND GO TO WALGREEN'S AND PICK UP A NEW NAIL POLISH, SOME TEETH CLEANING STRIPS, HELL SOMETIMES JUST SOME JEN & JERRY'S (MY SECRET SSSHHHUSS) BUT NOW THIS!!!!

WHO IN THE HELL DO WALGREEN'S THINK THEY FOOLING WITH THESE "PERSONAL MASSAGER'S" WITH WOMEN POSTED IN THE POSITION AS IF AWAITING A MASSAGE...PLEASE, WHO'S BACK IS THAT SMALL, WHO BACK IS THAT GONNA FIT ON!!! . NOT TO MENTION THE SLEEK, CURVED NECK AND SMOOTH TONGUE LIKE HEAD, THIS IS CLEARLY MEANT FOR CLITORIS STIMULATION!!! I'M SORRY BUT THAT JUST HAD TO BE SAID, PLEASE REVERT TO THE ONE WITH THE INTERCHANGEABLE HEADS AND SIX SPEEDS (DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THE # OF SPEEDS) YEAH SURE THAT'S FOR MY BACK; THIS ITEM IS INTENDED FOR RELEASE FROM BEING BACKED UP MAYBE, BUT I'M SORRY WALGREEN'S I REFUSE TO THINK THIS IS FOR MY BACK!!!!! OH AND F.Y.I. IF YOU HAVE THE ELECTRONICS COUPON YOU GET 20% OFF ( DON'T JUDGE ME ....I'M PRODUCT TESTING) LOL !!

HAPPY (BACK) UP PLAN!!!