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Okay yall, It’s common knowledge that during sex, things may not always go as planned. We’ve all had moments that have either made us cringe or bust out in laughter. Be prepared when sexual mishaps occur; read up on five common Ooops moments and how to recover from them.

Ooops #1: You let one out as you climax. How to react: If you’re riding your stud, almost to completion, and you let out flatulence, there is something you can do that doesn’t include you hoping the bed would swallow you whole. If it happens once, don’t act like it didn’t happen. Apologize and, if possible, crack a joke about how you didn’t think proper gas etiquette was extended to the bedroom. If your partner is a decent person, you both can easily laugh it off; flatulence is a normal bodily function, after all. For some, however, it can be a frequent occurrence due to medical conditions that cause excessive gas. Keep in mind that flatulence is also very common during anal sex: once your partner pulls out, air needs to be expelled. So be prepared with some music playing and a few scented candles nearby. lol!!!!

Ooops #2: You hurt him. How to react: Things can get rough in the bedroom, so hard slaps, nail marks, bite marks and hair pulling can be common and the way I like it but I digress; However, if you accidentally elbow your partner in the gut, mouth or the eye, that’ll hurt a lot more, especially since it came unexpectedly. Admittedly, there’s nothing you can do to cover up, save for telling them you were so enthralled by them and their performance that you had no control over your body. I suggest you apologize profusely, have a good laugh over it—c’mon, it’s pretty funny...shit!!! and once your mortification subsides - then suggestively offer to help with the healing.

Ooops#3: You don’t orgasm. How to react: To fake or not to fake? That is the eternal question, right. It seems that some partners are none the wiser a good portion of the time, while some can be perceptive and get hurt. However, faking will be of little benefit to you, as your partner will not know and continue to “please” you the best they knows how. Instead of masking your non-existent orgasm, just teach them the surefire way to get you revved-up. And if you yourself don’t know, it’s time you did a little self-discovery....so explore!!!

Ooops#4: You call out another guy’s/gals name. How to react: This is a trickier one. You certainly wouldn’t like it if a partner called out another name during sex! But if you let a name other than theirs slip out of your mouth while in ecstasy, think fast: if you accidentally called out “Brad”, for example, you can tell him that you meant Brad Pitt. It’ll be less of an issue if it’s a celebrity, and you can playfully suggest that he can call you “Angelina” next time. However, if Brad is the name of your ex-boyfriend, well, your up shits creek and that may take a bit longer to fix, I suggest Loud Music!!!!!!

Ooops#5: You spit rather than swallow. How to react: Every woman falls into either the spit or swallow camps, and either one is fine. Just be sure, however, to tell your partner which side you’re on beforehand. There’s nothing worse for a guy/ girl than seeing the look of distaste on your face as you try to let it go down or, worse, spitting it out in disgust. If you’re a spitter, have a tissue or cup nearby; or just request your guy/girl not ejaculate/cum in your mouth. Communicating your preference from the get-go will minimize embarrassment and slaps across the face situations later on.

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Pillow Princess ;
A person, usually in a of a homosexual/bisexual context, who wants to experience pleasure from oral sex, but who is unwilling to reciprocate.

This is not a good sexual behavior practice, for anyone. Although in some relationships this is forced upon the other partner. I don't understand that act in some modern relationships, That is an act, I'm sure not to follow. And those king of situations how does the other partner get pleasure ? Well to me I think its down right selfish and if I might add rude...its like being invited to a party and arriving empty handed, just bad manners. At times like this different position's should be tried, One that pops into mind is the 69 position (Sixty-nine or 69, also known by its French name soixante-neuf (sixty-nine), is a group of sex positions in which two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. The participants are thus mutually inverted like the numerals 6 and 9, hence the name. This position can involve any combination of sexes) This position done right can be pleasurable for both partners...So I advise to go home, stretch, get limber in a hot bath, message one another in oils and slowly work yourself into the position then BON APPETITE'

HAPPY EATING!!!!

WALGREENS CAN STIMULATES YOUR WALLS!!!

OKAY MY TRIPS TO WALGREEN'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ARE LOOKING UP...LOL, WHEN I CANT SLEEP IT USUALLY HELPS TO GET IN THE CAR AND GO TO WALGREEN'S AND PICK UP A NEW NAIL POLISH, SOME TEETH CLEANING STRIPS, HELL SOMETIMES JUST SOME JEN & JERRY'S (MY SECRET SSSHHHUSS) BUT NOW THIS!!!!

WHO IN THE HELL DO WALGREEN'S THINK THEY FOOLING WITH THESE "PERSONAL MASSAGER'S" WITH WOMEN POSTED IN THE POSITION AS IF AWAITING A MASSAGE...PLEASE, WHO'S BACK IS THAT SMALL, WHO BACK IS THAT GONNA FIT ON!!! . NOT TO MENTION THE SLEEK, CURVED NECK AND SMOOTH TONGUE LIKE HEAD, THIS IS CLEARLY MEANT FOR CLITORIS STIMULATION!!! I'M SORRY BUT THAT JUST HAD TO BE SAID, PLEASE REVERT TO THE ONE WITH THE INTERCHANGEABLE HEADS AND SIX SPEEDS (DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THE # OF SPEEDS) YEAH SURE THAT'S FOR MY BACK; THIS ITEM IS INTENDED FOR RELEASE FROM BEING BACKED UP MAYBE, BUT I'M SORRY WALGREEN'S I REFUSE TO THINK THIS IS FOR MY BACK!!!!! OH AND F.Y.I. IF YOU HAVE THE ELECTRONICS COUPON YOU GET 20% OFF ( DON'T JUDGE ME ....I'M PRODUCT TESTING) LOL !!

HAPPY (BACK) UP PLAN!!!

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What is the long term effect of too much masterbation ?

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation (more than 3 times a week) stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. The side effects of such changes to the body include: Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time Lower back pain Stress / Anxiety Thinning hair / Hair Loss Soft / Weak Erection Premature Ejaculation Eye floaters or fuzzy vision Groin / Testicular Pain Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.
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ANAL SEX!!!!!!

Tip #1: Play Safe
There are some serious safety issues regarding anal sex that you need to be aware of at all times. First and foremost, whatever touches the anus shouldn't be touching anything else. Never never never take the penis out of the anus and put it into the vagina. That can lead to serious infections and other complications. After any kind of anal play, you should immediately change condoms and wash the relevant body parts thoroughly.
Of course, STDs are also a major concern with anal sex. This isn't just limited to AIDS; herpes, genital warts, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc. can all be transmitted through anal sex. You shouldn't be having anal sex without a condom; it's not worth the risk to either partner.

Tip #2: Lube, lube, lube
One of the most important thing to remember when thinking about anal sex is that, unlike the vagina, the anus isn't self-lubricating: you gotta bring your own grease. And, the more lube you use, the better. It will make the initial penetration much more easy and less painful for the woman and make the whole experience, for both of you, much more pleasant. The most common suggestion we get from our readers is to use LOTS of lube; we just can't emphasize this point enough.
All kinds of lube are used for anal sex, from spit to Vaseline to high-tech silicone-based lubes. We'd strongly recommend spending a little money to get a high quality water-based lubricant; remember, an oil-based lubricant like Vaseline will degrade the latex in a condom, destroying its usefulness. We'd recommend products like *AstroGlide or KY Jelly, available in any drug store. Note, though a condom may be "lubricated", they typically don't offer as much lube as we'd recommend for anal sex.
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There are some specialty lubes designed for anal sex that include an anesthetic to numb the woman's sensation and make anal sex less painful. We'd advise against these products. The simple fact is, pain is a way of your body telling you that something's wrong. If you're in pain during anal sex, you need to focus on solving the root problems, not anesthetizing yourself so it's easier to endure.

Tip #3: Start Small
Simply put, a penis is an awful big to be the first thing you stick up someone's butt . Better to start with something smaller and work your way up. Fingers are an excellent beginning point. Use one finger, then two, to initiate your partner into the mysteries of anal penetration. Try it while performing oral sex for an extra thrill. Be sure your fingernails are trimmed, not to forget the lube, and you might even want to wear latex gloves.
As your partner gets used to your fingers, you might graduate to a butt plug or a small dildo. Dildos are available in all shapes and sizes. Go shopping together to get one she thinks she can handle. Remember, though, don't put the dildo into the vagina after putting it into the anus. The safest way is to put a condom on the dildo before using it, and to wash it thoroughly immediately after.

Tip #4: Turnabout is Fair Play
Whether you're trying to convince someone to have anal sex or trying to figure out how to do it in a gentle, pain free manner, there's no better preparation that exploring anal play with yourself.
A partner is much more likely to consent to anal sex if she's seen that you're open to being on the receiving end as well. Encourage her to use her fingers inside of you, or even purchase a butt plug or small dildo and let her use that. Once she's seen you're willing to do it, it'll be hard for her to resist exploring it as well.
Of course, anal play on yourself is a great way to learn how anal sex feels and to learn how to make it more comfortable for your partner. You might also be surprised just how much you like it...

Tip #5: Clear the Way
Before having anal sex, the woman should have a good, complete bowel movement. If she doesn't, the man may find himself encountering far more fecal matter than he might have liked (i.e. packing the fudge). Now, for some people doing this on-command might not be the easiest thing, and straining to defecate is not healthy. A high fiber diet may help things along and is good for your health in any case.
Of course, if you really want to clean things out in a hurry, you can purchase an enema from any drug store. There's some controversy about this; some people feel having an enema first can actually increase the irritation during anal sex. If you're going to go the enema route, we'd recommend doing it several hours before you plan to have anal sex, rather than right before the act.

HAPPY ANAL EASE!!!!!!!

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LADIES, LADIES,LADIES......WHAT IS WRONG WITH US AS A WHOLE. I' AM NOT HERE TO MAKE JUDGEMENT ON YOUR LIFE, BUT TO SHARE MY OPINION. NOW BE THAT AS IT MAY...FOR A SHORT TIME (APPROX. 9 DAYS) I WAS THE OTHER WOMAN....*INSERT VINCENT PRICE SHOCK MUSIC* BUT FOR MY WEEK AND TWO DAYS, I HAVE 9 YEARS. I' AM NO BETTER THAN ANYONE BUT AFTER MY ONE NIGHT AFFAIR WITH FRANKY (THAT WAS BROKEN UP, BUT STILL LIVING WITH THE X) I KNEW WHAT I WANTED ...I WAS HOOKED AND AFTER SHE PROFESSED THE SAME FEELINGS TO ME, I GAVE HER A WEEK TO TELL HER OR I WAS AKA THE ULTIMATUM. AND WE TOLD HER TOGETHER. THAT'S JUST MY LIFE. HOWEVER, YOU ALL OUT HERE IS DOING YALL SHIT GRIMMY......AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE...WHERE ARE YOUR MORALS, ESPECIALLY THE MARRIED ONES.....OK SO YOU F^CKED UP AND AFTER COCKTAILS YOU BECAME SLUTTY AND MADE OUT OR HAD SEX WITH THE MARRIED PERSON....AFTER THAT IT'S NOT OK TO CALL,TEXT,WRITE,VISIT, THAT PERSON....THEY ARE MARRIED. AND OKAY IF MAYBE THAT PERSON SAYS THEY FEEL THE SAME WAY AND WANTS OUT OF THEIR MARRIAGE....WELL HOW LONG ARE YALL WAITING, HAVING SEX, BEING THE OTHER WOMAN...THE ADULTERESS. IS IT WORTH IT, TO HAVE LONELY NIGHTS, NO SPECIAL OCCASIONS, AND IF SO YOU STILL LOOK DESPERATE, PATHETIC, AND INSECURE, AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN TO EVERYONE AS "THE WHORE" MIGHT AS WELL BURN THAT SCARLET "A" IN YOUR CHEST YOURSELF. BUT SERIOUS LADIES DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONLY BEING USED, EVEN IF "MARRIED" SPENDS TIME WITH YOU, TAKES YOU TO DINNER, HAVES SEX WITH YOU, SAYS THEY LOVE YOU...IT'S ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE MAD AT THEIR SPOUSE OR THEY ARE FEELING INSECURE THAT DAY,WEEK,MONTH,YEAR WHATEVER....YOU WILL ALWAYS JUST BE "SECOND BEST" THE FLUFFER ON THE MOVIE SITE OF A PORN*(THE WHORE THAT SICKS UNTIL THEY ARE HARD FOR THE WOMAN STARRING IN THE MOVIE)

I SAY ALL OF THIS JUST TO SAY TO WANT MORE FOR YOURSELVES...GET MARRIED, BE SINGLE & FABULOUS, GET A CAREER, GET A HOBBY OTHER THAN THAT OF SOMEONE ELSE PARTNER,MAN,WOMAN,GIRLFRIEND,BOYFRIEND,WIFE, OR HUSBAND, IN THE LONG RUN ITS NOT WORTH IT BECAUSE IF THEY WANTED TO BE WITH YOU.... THEY WOULD HAVE TOOK THAT *ULTIMATUM IMMEDIATELY AND YALL WOULD BE IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP NOW!

BE GOOD TO YOURSELF!!!!

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TO BLOW OR NOT TO BLOW!!!!!!

OK, HOW MANY WOMEN (IN YOUR LIFETIME) HAS BEEN THROUGH THE BLOW JOB TUG OF WAR BEFORE?

GIVING IT GIVES POWER, BUT MORE OFTEN TAKES IT AWAY ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DON'T CALL AFTERWARDS. DISCUSS IT WITH YOURSELF, IF YOU WANNA GO THERE FIND OUT WHAT DOING IT MEANS TO THEM (IF ITS A MARRIAGE DEAL BREAKER OR JUST ASEXUAL ACT) AND FOR FU*K SAKE DON'T DRINK AND BLOW! AND IF YOU JUST WANNA HAVE FUN THEN HERE'S SOME POINTERS ON HOW TO FROM A FRIEND OF MINES * THANKS MISSEY*

Blow jobs should always be fun for both the giver and receiver. Use your hand at the base of the penis if it's just too much to take into your mouth, never use teeth unless your partner specifically says, "Sure, scrape it and see me BLEED", You can choose to use a lot of tongue around the shaft or quick and fast sucking up and down the shaft, or a combination of the two seems to put men in a coma, it's really quite the compliment. Another good thing to remember is to use your other hand to massage the balls lightly, at a light pressure so that he still has a sperm count of some kind the next day. Unless he likes it, don't suck right on the head, that's the most sensitive part and he'll be talking like a girl if you sit there and attack that thing like it's basking robbins or something. A blow job is what you make of it, make it fun for you, if you like your partner to say things to you while you give, then ask and ye shall receive. Ask them if you can swallow or not, or where to aim the come when he does, to avoid messes, always get their input, cause it all starts with the mouth, but every guy likes something a little different! Oh yes, don't expect the first one to garner you a medal or something. It really does take practice to attain full stamina and the ability to keep your jaw like that for so long, and you may need to train your gag reflex, but that will come later. LOL - just enjoy yourself, the first time may be "ew" but if you can find ways for you yourself to enjoy it, too, then it will be fun.

Hand jobs - use a lubricant if they are circumcised, and for uncircumcised use the foreskin to your advantage, take it and hold it and use that to move up and down the shaft. Happy Little Old People Note: to all you young'ns gettin' in on the fun please get tested for HIV/AIDS after sexual contact I don't care if you're madly in love with him/her or whatnot you never know. Missey.

THE OBAMA'S IN THE SACK?

WASHINGTON (June 5) - For all the smiling photos of Barack and Michelle Obama, the couple went through a tough time in their marriage in earlier years, according to a new book.
"Renegade," by journalist Richard Wolffe, says the couple's marriage was strained by Barack Obama's unsuccessful 2000 run for Congress. Wolffe writes that Michelle Obama "hated the failed race for Congress in 2000, and their marriage was strained by the time their youngest daughter, Sasha, was born a year later."Skip over this content
Obama's Ascent to Power

In just eight years, Barack Obama rocketed from a failed congressional aspirant to the first African-American candidate to win the White House. Here, the president and first lady Michelle Obama walk out of St. John's Episcopal Church in Washington on Jan. 20, the day of his inauguration.

"There was little conversation and even less romance," Wolffe writes. "She was angry at his selfishness and careerism; he thought she was cold and ungrateful."When Obama ran for the Senate in 2004, his wife still had mixed feelings about her husband's love of politics, and played no part in the campaign, the book says.
By the time Obama decided to run for president, the couple's two children were older and Michelle Obama was more supportive.

Okay I know we all love our Obama's but I'm sorry is this really any of our business; I mean who cares about their love life ....and I should also make a point to say that they only made it clear that the "Obama's " are not super hero's and that their marriage has problems like any marriage. In alot of ways this is sooo not news however, it serves the point that they are only human....just like you and me!



HAPPY OBAMA DAYS!!!

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Ménage à trois

The French phrase ménage (household), à (of), trois (three) literally translates as "household of three." Simply put, a ménage à trois is a romantic relationship in which three people, such as a married couple and a lover, live together and have sexual relations;A living arraignment comprising three people in a sexual relationship. Alternatively,

a sexual liaison between such a group of people.

OK, IM FEELING VERY FRENCH ABOUT THIS SUBJECT....WHO FEELS THAT THIS ACT IS SOOO NOT ON THE LIST? AND HOW

MANY OF YOU FREAKS GET IT ON MENAGE A TROIS STYLE 6-8 TIMES A YEAR? THIS IS A SITUATION MEANT TO BE QUESTIONED BY ONES OWNSELF. HOWEVER, I DO THINK IF YOUR DOING IT TO PLEASE YOUR MATE/PARTNER THEN IT MAY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA ON YOUR BEHALF. JUST LOOK AROUND IN SOME CLASSIFIEDS, PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO THIS...ALOT! OKAY SO NOW FOR THE REALLY BIG QUESTION: IS THREESOMES HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP BEHAVIOR? AND I POSE AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION: ARE MARRIED PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO HAVE THAT "KIND " OF SEX (NO JUDGEMENT) OR IS THAT JUST A CHEEP PLOY TO CHEAT?

IN MY OWN MARRIAGE, I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT WE HAVE NEVER WENT "FRENCH" BUT ASKING THESE QUESTIONS SURE MAKES A RAISE OF THEE EYEBROW ^..UUUHHMM!

PERFESSIONAL WOMAN OR JUST PERFESSIONAL?

So what is the difference between a professional woman or just a professional? uuhm touchy subject and yet im intrigued...*as my girl Kay would say ^ insert raised eyebrow here* ( hey Kay Callender). Anywho, how do we know where to draw the lines?, and is it possible to be seeing someone socially & sexually and just think of them as very generous? and if your dating someone and your at that point of sexual dates, would you expect money?

Well I have been in many dating scenario's and was given money after we had moved on to the sexual part of our courtship, but I didn't think nothing of it. I just always thought if you are spending time together and especially if sex is involved then it more of a nice jester than a payment,However asking for money or discussing a price can get your ass locked up...lol. Ask yourself these questions and determine your status for yourself.

Happy proffesionals!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm blushing right now, thinking of which ones, I will try tonight...lol

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